Bah, April Fools Day.

I have yet to see a really good prank. :/ Although some of the comments in the latest fandomsecrets entry made me lol. Otherwise... yeah, no.

Anywho, my insomnia was awful last night, holy shit. I usually try to get to bed around 1-1:30 but I was still wide awake. Wide awake and tired, which is the most awful combination in the world. :( So after a little bit I decided to watch the Fox and the Hound and I cried far too much. AND I THOUGHT THE CRYING WOULD HELP ME FALL ASLEEP, LOL SILLY ME. Movie ended at around... um... 2:45-3:00? Aaaand I didn't fall asleep until 4:30-5:00, and I had to wake up at 7:45. I could hardly get out of bed.

And tomorrow I have my writing midterm, woe. I hate midterms. And this one is so late. Whaaaat?

OH, ALSO. Humanities class. Got a C+ on my paper. ;_____; Worst grade so far this semester. Professor Sills is a really hard grader but I can't seem to hate him, because he's a fellow hardcore Lord of the Rings fan and he's just plain awesome. Damn. Speaking of, I really wanna read LotR again but I don't want to commit, haha.

Mmm. Yeah. I have some Greek homework to finish and fanfic research to do for that Gerudo-centric Zelda fic I mentioned before at some point.

So I'll see y'all around.

OH MY GOD.

PSYCH.

FUCKING EPIC. THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A KICKASS SEASON FINALE.

Angsty!Shawn is like... delicious. I wanted to hug him.

I hope people write lots of angst fic for this episode. With death and depression and comfort. Non-romantic comfort, though. Just Gus being the adorable best friend of gold he usually is and Lassie being really nice. :3 AND LOTS OF HUGGING AND SOBBING. Don't give me that look, I'm sure if you saw it you'd want more angsty!Shawn, too. You cannot deny it.

If any other Psych fans find any good fic, please to be linking? Although I doubt anyone's gonna read this, haha.

PSYCH FTW! CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON FOUR~!

Went to New Paltz over the weekend with Alyssa to visit Lauren. It was awesome times. Played video games and ate and slept, pretty much, haha. Bought Dynasty Warriors 4 at the local Gamestop 'cause I could. I wanted 5 but they didn't have it. I also considered getting 3 for the PS2 but as much as I love 3 apparently it's the worst in the series so... yeah, 4. Almost bought Prime 2 as well but I didn't want to spend too much and I'm far too content with Prime 1 to consider playing Prime 2.

Speaking of, beat Zero Mission while I was up there. 58% lol. The zero suit part was somewhat torturous but once I got my suit back I was extremely happy. Plasma Beam, you are glorious.

... oh God. I just got a strange urge to write Metroid fic where Samus' beams are personified. :(

Er, anyway, I have an essay to write and I am procrastinating. 8D Fun times!

I'm also exhausted. My sleep pattern was thrown off entirely (Mario Party and Diddy Kong Racing until five in the morning is not a good idea). At least I don't have to wake up too early tomorrow.

Hm. I just realized I didn't finish Thousand Year Door. I'm up to the moon. Not my favorite place, really. I'm always content after the Excess Express but I have to finish on principle because it's nearly the end of the game, y'know?

OH, ALSO, ANYONE ELSE WATCHING HOUSE? DOESN'T THE PRIEST LOOK LIKE WHAT'S-HIS-FACE FROM ROSE RED? *looks it up* OH MY GOD, IT IS. *claps hand together with glee*

... I need to go to bed. ;_;

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OH, AND FRIDAY'S PSYCH? TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

Not like I need to tell you that. I'm sure you all agree. ;)

Fanfiction ideas. Oh boy. GEE, I SURE DO WISH MY ATTENTION SPAN WOULD FOCUS ON PREVIOUS IDEAS AND MY MIND WOULD STOP MAKING UP NEW ONES.

( Gerudo-centric fic )

This next one I would need a bit of help with.

( Look, another one with no Link! )

So, in short, MEGAN HELP MEEEEEEEE

Well, better finish my Latin homework. Toodles~

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2666113/10/Pass_the_Muffins

Look, a crappy update! Go me!

Whoa, wait, what the hell happened to fanfiction.net? I logged in to update a fic and everything was confusing and crazypants. :0 Jesus, is EVERY SITE ON THE PLANET trying to be a fucked up facebook clone?

(The fic in question, for the curious, also posted to foraslaaan: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4553957/3/The_Chronicles_of_Crack_fic)

Oh my God. I have an awesome idea for a Zelda AU fic.

Ok, so, it’ll take place in our present day, in a high school. And Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf will be teachers.

Zelda will be the principal and teach some English course maybe? And, and, Link will be a Physics teacher, ‘cause that’s ironic. Oh, and Ganondorf can be a math teacher because of exponents (“Ten... to the POWER OF THREE, AHAHAHAHAHA!”).

So, so, so, one day, Link is either fired/quits/I dunno or something, yeah? And and he’s gone for like a year, then he goes back to the school to see if he can get his job back and he finds out that GANONDORF IS THE NEW PRINCIPAL, OH NOES. Link contacts Zelda and she tells him that Ganondorf took over and got the school board on his side and they fired her. So, they decide to overthrow him by DRESSING UP AS STUDENTS AND PRETENDING TO BE TRANSFERS, OMG. Zelda dresses up as Sheik and Link, uh, I dunno yet but he has a disguise.

So then, at the end, at this assembly, Link and Zelda jump onto the stage and TEAR OFF THEIR STUDENT CLOTHES to reveal... CORPORATE CASUAL ATTIRE! And everyone realizes that Sheik kid is actually a girl and their former principal and that Whatever-Link’s-Disguise-Name-Is kid is actually that crazy Physics teacher that quit/was fired/whatever. AND THEN LINK AND ZELDA GRAB WOODEN SWORDS AND BEAT GANONDORF UP, AAAAHHHHHHH

But it turns out Ganondorf used blackmail to control the school board and he’s arrested. And Link and Zelda are arrested for assault. But this is fanfiction, so they somehow get all the charges against them dropped and then they go back to teaching at the school. AND THEY MAKE OUT AND SHIT IN BROOM CLOSETS, MUCH TO THE JANITORS’ DISMAY.

So, uh, what do you think?

I... I have a sudden urge to write a Pan's Labyrinth/Narnia crossover. It could work, too. It could work really fucking well. We'll have to do something about Ofelia speaking Spanish but it really could work. *glee*

ANYWAY, HOW 'BOUT THAT FIVE FUCKING PAGE ESSAY, HUH? TWO PAGES TO GO. TWO... pages... *sob*

So, I've been thinking of writing a Zelda fic since about three hours ago. A non-humor fic. You are undoubtedly thinking, "OH MY GOD, NON-HUMOR, WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?" Well, I need to learn to write real prose someday. Not just humor. I wanna write like Lyxie and write goodfic.

So between lurking around F_W entries, I wrote a sort of synopsis kind of on Word. Imma post it here, kay? Spoilers blocked out. :D

( Woohoo, fanfic? )

So... what do you think so far? Tips and help and timeline shit would make me happy and be greatly appreciated. *looks pointedly at Megan* And I'll try not to make this the unfinished pile of failure Oracle was, 'kay?

So. I deleted two of my fics on fanfiction.net (The Stupidest Camping Trip EVAH! and Slash!) and GOOD RIDDANCE. I may delete more because, really, my fics suck. :(

Oh, and I left a little bit of crit on Skie's new fic. I just realized that my profile has a link to my writing website where I snarked the first version of her fic. I hope she isn't the sort who explores her reviewers' profiles. I'm not sure how she would react to me and Megan mocking her. :/ Well... she does encourage crit, so maybe if she sees it she can use it to help improve her fic...?

Ah well, doesn't matter. :P This is the internet, after all. All sorts of crazy shit, amirite?

Lalalalala.

I want to write good fanfiction now. :/ Like, a non humor fic or something. DAMMIT ME, WHY CAN'T YOU LEARN HOW TO WRITE?

Anywho, waiting for Maggie to pick me up so we can go to a block party. Guess I'll roam ED until then.

Toodles.