So I was playing Metroid Prime and Ridley beat me because Samus was not using the wavebuster because she's a moron. I updated my facebook status and it said "FUCKING FUCK SAMUS USE THE FUCKING WAVEBUSTER WHEN I FUCKING TELL YOU TO YOU DUMB FUCK." Yeah, I was really mad. :/ Ridley only had a sliver of health left and he tackled me five times in a row and killed me in like five seconds. It was infuriating.

And then mom sends me a text.

MOM: STOP with the F***ing cursing on Facebook. You make yourself look VERY VERY STUPID!!!!!

ME: I DO WHAT I WANT

MOM: Yeah real smart dumbass is this what you want teachers from KBerg to see??? Cut it out!!!!

ME: LOL SRSLY? It's my facebook, i can do what i want. I told you i curse a lot online so stop acting so scandalized

MOM: Cursing is STUPID in that environment Enough already

ME: Its a social environment. Socially, i curse. What the hell, dude. :/

MOM: I DO NOT like u dropping the F-bomb like that for all to see

ME: Welcome to the internet, babe

MOM: WRONG i do not see other people doing that

ME: That's cuz your facebook friends are oldies

I kinda feel like a dick now because I basically just treated my mother like the sort of person featured on a wank comm, but seriously. I have a sailor mouth when I am not in the presence of my family. I have told her this. I have said to her that I curse on my online journals and all that and she said, "Oh, who cares, I curse, too." And really, mom, you pestered me for weeks to accept your friend request, and I relented. If you are so bothered by my occasional profane statuses, I will defriend you if you want. Jeez.

Also, I am only friends with one of the teachers from my high school it's not like I will be talked about in the faculty room.

Anyway, I beat Ridley on my second try and only died once against Metroid Prime as well. :3 And I got 100%! Next playthrough will be a low-percent run, and then I'll try speed runs after that.

Gonna go draw or something. See y'all.