Had a full day today. It was quite nice.
Went to my high school for Alumni Day. Went with my friend Maggie. Saw some old friends, bothered all the teachers we wanted to bother... it was good times. Went to a diner afterward for lunch, then after that we went back to Kberg to pick up Maggie's brother after school.
Went back to Maggie's place and me and her watched Supernatural all afternoon. It was awesomeeee. Watched a bunch of season 2 episodes. Fun times. Damn, I love the Trickster. I wish I had season 3, I wanna watch some Mystery Spot. That's such a great episode.
After that, dinner with Maggie's fam. They are so hilarious and awesome, I need to have dinner with them more often.
After dinner, Maggie and I had no idea what else to do with ourselves so we decided to go see New Moon on a whim.
MY THOUGHTS ON NEW MOONI liked it. :|
Now, I didn't actually read the book so the only things I knew about it were through parodies, comics, and
cleolinda. As in, my knowledge was "EDWARD LEAVES, BELLA IS SAD AND THERE ARE BLANK PAGES YEAH WAY TO KILL TREES SMEYER, JACOB'S THERE, EVERYONE DECIDES TO COMMIT SUICIDE YEAH I DUNNO"
What I really liked, first of all, was that is was better stylistically than Twilight. It generally looked better (the long shots of everyone staring were a bit excessive but eh whatever I'm just happy that fucking blue tint is gone), the vampire running was done better, the wolves could have looked worse, and the dialogue wasn't as weird. Also I really liked the soundtrack.
Second of all, Edward was gone for a lot of the movie which was awesome because auuugh his lipstick and abuse no thank you
Third and best? JACOB'S ABS. Oh god the kid is fucking gorgeous I don't even care
I don't even care. It was even better when he cut off his hair. With the long hair I was like "he's so cute omg" and then when it was short it was like getting struck by a bolt of DO WANT. Not only that, Jacob in general is so much more desirable than Edward in that he actually has a healthy and wholesome relationship with Bella. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE CAN CHOOSE EDWARD. I mean, I know in book 3 Jacob becomes kind of an asshole but that's because Smeyer is a douchebag and made him OOC I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ASSHOLE JACOB IS THE ~TRUE~ JACOB FUCK YOU SMEYER
And the Volturi? Fucking awesome. They were so crazy.
So yeah, even though Bella was kind of infuriating and Edward existed, I liked it. I'm def gonna see it again. Maybe next time I won't be so distracted by Jacob's abs and maybe I can actually be snarky. The furthest I got was saying "Good fucking job, Edward" after he SHOVES BELLA INTO GLASS to protect her from Jasper. Like, seriously, GOOD FUCKING JOB SHOVING THE APPARENT LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM AND INJURING HER YOU DUMB SHIT
Oh and put your fucking shirt on Edward Cullen you are pale and hideous