( Lol Twilight )

This is all I did during astronomy this morning. Make of that what you will.

Also, I find it disturbing how disappointed I am that I will be away the weekend New Moon comes out.

Before I stop procrastinating and finally begin that essay that's due tomorrow, I just want to say that I really wish I was on the internets during the Domlijah days. Well, ok, I already was on the internet at around that time (like, '03-'04), but I didn't frequent the right places. Oh, just imagine. Run-ins with the Tinhats, the fandom_wank entries, the exchange of lovely slashy pics of the actors... never mind that I was a 13 year old girl who didn't know much about RPS (or slash in general) then, haha.

I mean, I'm looking at the wanky Supernatural tinhats who think Jensen and Jared are banging each other for reals, and the fandom_wank vets are reminiscing about the Domlijah fangirls' batshit antics, and I'm sitting there thinking, "Wow, I wish I was there for that." LotR was so wanky, and I'm such a huge LotR fan that I'm disappointed I didn't experience the LotR's wankiness in its prime. I missed out on the Tinhats, on Crystalwank, on website petitions and the Arwen haters...

I am lucky that I was there for the Sparkledammerung, though. Twilight wank is always glorious and special, especially since SMeyer is as batshit as the fans. Wank and insanity from all sides! Oh, and the Lexicon case. HP wank is awesome, too. Ok, so even if I did miss out on the prime LotR wanks, at least I witnessed some other epic wanks first hand.

And now the word "wank" has lost all meaning, haha.

Oh, before I go, the NyQuil worked nicely. :)

*essay time!*

Well! Guess who's reading Twilight?

I was going to buy a copy from the bookstore (30% off, yo) but I decided that buying Twilight would be as embarrassing as buying condoms, so I used my google-fu and found a free download instead.

It's... well, hilarious so far. I'm pretty much snarking it out loud to my roomie's amusement. I know I'm biased, but I still think Bella's such a little bitch. And the writing, aaaugh. Some of it is cringe-worthy. Not awful but still.

Anyway, I can't wait to meet the Cullens. I'm already in love with them in a lolfannish way from what I've read in Cleo's journal and from Growing Up Cullen. Hopefully Alice is indeed as awesome as Cleo claims.

Mmm. Well, I'm gonna read a few chapters then maybe start that essay or something. Toodles.

I AM VERY UPSET.

I was up till three in the fucking morning waiting for the wank, and there was none. There was a post at FL about some Twimoms not liking the movie but there is still no epic fangirl rage on FW.

Sparkledammerung II, you have failed me.

Well you guys, the day has arrived. Twilight is in theaters, to the delight of Twihards everywhere.

I dunno about you, but I'm spending the rest of today in front of good 'ol Tablet Eeyore. I eagerly await the wank. I even bought popcorn! :D

Nothing yet, sadly enough, but Cleo made a post on Fandom_Lounge with a clip someone took of the movie. You could hardly see Edward's sparkles. :(

Anyway, I'm gonna stock up on more snacks now. Hopefully some of the Twihards will be filled with rage at the movie. I mean, dammit, I missed Crystalwank and the Potterdammerung, I'm not missing this. SO IT BETTER HAPPEN. D< That makes sense somewhere, really.

I hope you all have a sparkly day~